Archive for the 'CELEBRITY NUDE PHOTOS' Category

Carrie Prejean bumpy, greasy nipple slip

Thats a lot of nipple for someone who acts so straight.  I like the way buddy is staring right at it without telling her.  We are all the same, huh.  She can come preach to me anytime.  I’ll get granny to make a toasty batch of pizza pops and koolaid.

Carrie Prejean bumpy, greasy nipple slip

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Can you guess whose ass it is?

Clues: she is small and made out with Kevin Spacey.

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Miranda Kerr Naked…Again

Miranda Kerr is definitely not shy; as she shows us all her oiled up nipples. She is very cute.  I met her once at one of our infamous Holly Trash party’s in my Granny’s basement.  She was all over me, but her homo boyfriend Orlando kept cock blocking me.  I kept telling him that i wasn’t into dudes, but he was relentless…..huh?!

Miranda Kerr Naked topless nipple

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Joanna Krupa Naked in Playboy Pictures

Joanna Krupa Naked in Playboy Pictures allow us to see her tits.  I find it a bit strange she is posing for Playboy now, instead of peeling it off at the beginning of her modeling career.  She has nice tits. Very doable woman.  Her sister isn’t too shabby either.

Joanna Krupa Naked in Playboy Pictures

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Can you guess the Celebrity Camel Toe?

What is it with these Hollywood bitches all wearing tight dark pants that turn their vagina’s into voracious cotton eating monsters.  Seems like yet another 60/40 left labia majora to right labia majora percent ratio.  Must be a fad.  You won’t find me arguing.

Clues: She is hot, boring and she hosted a party vacation tv series.

Can you guess the Celebrity Camel Toe?

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Milla Jovovich completely naked photos

Milla Jovovich completely naked photos are looking pretty fine, considering she just shat out a kid not long ago.  You would think/hope some of the baby tits would have remained.  Still flat as a 13 year old boy.  You would have to always do her doggy style and never EVER let her cut her hair short, or you may start feeling like a gay when you do her. I would have to say she is a MILF.  What do you think?

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Lady Gaga naked photos

Lady Gaga naked photos are weird but kinda hot i guess.  What do you think about these.  Full hanging titties, like a couple of speed bags.  Would you do her?

Lady Gaga naked photos

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Can you guess the Celebrity Ass?

Clues:  I hate her, dead eyes, big tits.

Can you guess the Celebrity Ass, Audrina Patridge

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Heidi Montag Naked Playboy Photos

Holly Montag bears it all for playboy.  The only problem is that we don’t get to see it.  Weak ass playboy pictures.  Not even a nipple.  Fuck that.  I am really starting to hate this chick.  Like no nipple even?  Who the fuck cares.  She has a very dopey look on her face too…and not in a hot sexy bimbo kind of way.

Heidi Montag Naked Playboy Photos

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Can you guess the Celebrity Camel Toe?

Celebrity Camel Toe

I know it’s not the biggest camel toe you have ever seen, but is that a bad thing?   For the freak show aspect I guess it is, but for all women, and how I see them in my fucked up mind, it is a very good thing.

Clues: She is a model, ARRRRRRRR Matey

Miranda Kerr camel toe

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