Hollywood Trash, Celebrity Gossip, Nude Stars

I know many of you hard cores will guess this ass.  Clues: the tattoo(s), the little mole, her ass is famous

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How the hell did this chick just pop out a baby?  Fuck me she looks hot.  Is that a baby scar on her belly?  If so, how has it healed so fast?  She must have shat out the baby the old fashioned way….poor vagina.   I want to floss my teeth with Jessica Alba pubic hairs.   There are quite a few hot little numbers in Hollywood who I would like to hook up with, but Jessica Alba is up there in my “top three” stars I want to marry.  I did hear though, that she does have the herpes from Derik Geter.  I would have to double bag it to ensure no bubble cross contamination. 

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Jessica Alba sexy photos from the Campari campaign are pretty nice.  Eva Mendes also did Campari.  The photographer really made a nice shoot.  Very vibrant and sexy pictures of Jessica Alba.  For just having a kid a few months ago, she is looking smoking hot.  Them big old baby titties don’t hurt either.  Looks like those titties need a milkin’.  Ahhh…if only I could live off Alba milk.  I would put it in my coffee, cereal and just plain ol’ titty milk straight up–no chaser.  I am a weird prick eh…

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Man, I was kinda depressed that my favorite ass poser was pregnant and sloppy, but look at this piece.

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Well Jessica Alba is on of my favorite Hollywood babes of all time. She has a hot innocence about her, and oh ya a damn hot smoking body. Check out that ass…

Man do I feel lucky to be alive right now! To me that is the perfect ass. The best ass of all time I think. She has that same smirk on her face that I have on mine right now. Hold on, I’ll be right back…ok back with hands all sticky, lol jk.

You think that ass pic was good? Check out this one:

No satisfied? Well, then check out this fine photo of sexy Jessica Alba:

Ok, I need a break. I’m serious, I need to go beat off.