Hollywood Trash, Celebrity Gossip, Nude Stars

Everyone is freaking out about this picture of Rihanna all beat up.  I don’t see what the big deal is.  My women always look like that at least once a month.  Okay, I am joking.  At 90 pounds soaking wet, I can’t beat an egg.  Looks like Chris Brown must have gave her 4 or 5 good shots to that 5 head.  I would still do her…I like my women emotionally shattered.  They are the only ones who don’t seem to mind my Granny’s basement.

Here is Rianna showing a lucky fan her awesome tattoos.  It seems to be a fad that is spreading quicker than Lindsy Lohen’s legs with her lesbian lover.  Rianna has a huge forehead.  It’s more like a fivehead.  It scares me.  I keep imagining her destroying my nose with a head butt.  Sexy eyes though.  What can I say?  I would do her.  Duh!

She is okay and kind of sexy looking, but not really my cup of tea.