Kelly Ripa is a Hermaphrodite
Check out the body on this dude. He/she is ripped! Gross huh. Look at his/her junk; I swear there is a little pecker in there. Also, it looks like her clit is where her belly button used to be. “Why don’t you ever want to screw me…you only want blow jobs”. Duh, I wonder why…

Okay, I will admit that I may have Photoshopped a bigger bulge in her bikini, but give me a break. This site is all I have. Does it help if I said I was beating off the whole time I altered her junk? Call me Kelly; we’ll do a follow up post with a close up of your real ‘nasty’ parts.